The nominees have been announced. The list below has been updated with the elect. Voting is open until Saturday night at midnight. TV Kwa will be hosting the official award ceremony on Sunday night at 10pm eastern with interviews of the nominees, musical performance and the results! Over 3,500 nominations were cast. Be sure to vote!

The second annual Content Emmys are right around the corner. The ceremony, hosted by none other than TV Kwa will be live streamed right here, September 17th. But before we can declare a winner we need your nominations. Below you’ll a list of the 20 categories up for grabs. You can nominate one (1) account of your choosing for each. Just DM the Autistic Mercury twitter bot (@autisticmercury) with your vote in the format:

“Voting [@handle] for [category]

You may nominate one account each in as many categories as you’d like. But as nominations are to be tallied automatically, please use the correct and valid @ for each account to vote for. You’re free to nominate any account on Twitter whatsoever, so long as they have a current Twitter account. Think hard about your nominations, and when you’re ready, just DM the Twitter bot. Good luck!

NICEST BOY

Lots of lewd and crude content gets sent back and forth on social media. Lots of stuff that would make our mother’s blush. That’s all well and good, but innocence counts for something too. It’s easy to thirst and post anime tiddies on the TL, but the Content Emmy for NICEST BOY seeks to recognize that account who ennobles us all through their chasteness and positive outlook.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@380kmh

@that_groyper

@wholesomebard

@spacegiko

@trotwofficial

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for nicest boy”

EXCELLENCE IN MISOGYNY (The Thot Patrol Medal of Valor)

The world is at war, the Thot menace threatens everything we stand for. Women are terrorists, and much worse than ISIS. In order to combat this threat a new breed of warriors has emerged. The Thot Patrol Medal of Valor celebrates heroic acts misogyny in the line of content duty. Recognize our brave fighting men by giving the noblest among them with the valor he so rightly deserves.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@HeteroVet

@mr_bones_rides

@DSAPraxis

@Delicious_Tacos

@NotRacist88

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for misogyny”

“THE BLUECHECK”

Expand a Trump tweet and what do you see? An endless field of blue checks sprawling out of the content fields like a burning bloom of ragweed. Beautiful. Irritating to the eyes, chocking you with their vapid takes which collect around your ears like a sickening miasma, despite this the verified account deserves his due as well. Which normie professional, celebrity, journo or lefty irony shithead produces the worst content? Who most makes you want to commit suicide by sharing his thoughts and opinions? Who is the worst verified account on Twitter?

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@DineshDSouza

@kurteichenwald

@peterdaou

@JackPosobiec

@xychelsea

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for bluecheck”

MOST LIKELY TO BE A FED (The ‘Duke Prize’)

One can never be sure about people, who’s really out there lurking and watching. Sometimes people are not all they seem. Of course, there are many feds among us, many members of federal law enforcement looking to drop the hammer. But that doesn’t mean we can’t recognize their content as well, their commitment to their roles as content creators. These aren’t just FBI agents, but mutuals, working hard to entrap us through convincing performances as friends. In honor of their tireless work the Duke Prize is awarded to the best Fed among us. (The result of this vote is #canon, with the winner being confirmed FBI, officially)

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@shanley

@crusadesmom

@BadQuakerBen

@occdissent

@RichardBSpencer

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for fed”

HOTTEST TAKES

At the outbreak of any event of note, like brothers, we hone one another’s skills in the composition of the hottest takes possible. But, only one will take home this coveted award for the hottest takes of them all. Whose takes burn so bright they sear your eyelids shut? Whose takes will most confound and delight anthropologists a thousand years from now as they search through the wreckage of our civilization. Who had it ‘right’?

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@carltonautism

@weimerica

@LokiJulianus

@NUKEMEDADDY

@WesternIdentity

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for hottest takes”

MOST INSPIRING CONTENT

Life is difficult, every day in clown world we trudge through the mental filth exuded by the thousands of brainlets that scurry around us to and fro. Disgusting. It can be difficult to press on, to find the fire within yourself to produce content worthy of a better race of humanity than we now find ourselves stuck with. The Content Emmy for MOST INSPIRING CONTENT recognizes that account whose tweets remind you more than another that we’re all going to make it.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@bronzeagemantis

@DrStud24

@SpaceGiko

@mde_never_dies

@mpa_tiddysucker

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for most inspiring”

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD

The Content Emmys is the most prestigious award around, that much is certain. It’s usually a prize reserved for only the most seasoned and exemplary content creators, but it’s important we don’t forget the little guys, the struggling young accounts who will be the future of content on Twitter and elsewhere. For that reason we’re proud to announce the ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD for best new account. Only accounts formed since Sep 2016 are eligible for this special distinction.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@noncontactpedo

@NickJFuentes

@ChengYuZhang1

@ViewsfromtheRW

@LifeOfATyro

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for rookie of the year”

THIRSTIEST

Who is the horniest nigga?

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@DrStud24

@Erotomatrix

@ardrey_oswald

@giantgio

@DSAPraxis

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for thirstiest”

THE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON GALAXY BRAIN AWARD

Science, what does it mean? The universe is vast, the cosmos are a giant vault of secrets to be unlocked by the biggest brain. Bill Nye. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Richard Dawkins. These are just some of the names the winner of this coveted award will be joining in the pantheon of scientific achievement. This award is for the greatest redditer. The most logical atheist. It signifies a mastery of science and reason that is truly unsurpassed.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@voxday

@Cernovich

@woke8yearold

@notwokieleaks

@itssunnyintown

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for galaxy brain”

THE ORDER OF LENIN AWARD

Stalin was right. The Soviet Union did nothing wrong. There are people though who besmirch the glorious name of Marxist-Lenninism, people who (very wrongly) attempt to claim that Communism was a ‘mistake,’ or that the people who were liquidated didn’t have it coming. The ORDER OF LENIN celebrate the heroes of the motherland, the vanguard of the Red Guard. The hero of the Soviet Union. The tankiest tankie.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@fillgraves

@ComradeStump1

@LibertarianPedo

@vaporg0th

@realmofjimmy

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for order of lenin”

THE RESPAWN AWARD (The Crumb)

Some men, when knocked down, when beaten, when too exhausted to press forward, simply give up and declare defeat like cowards. Other men, however, are not so easily eradicated by the impotent attempts by the so-called powers that be to silence the human spirit. The Crumb Award for greatest perseverance by an embattled account honors those among us who show us what resiliency really means.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@mr_bones_rides

@ItIsTonyNow

@IDlOT_TEEN

@DSAPraxis

@notorcbrand

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for respawn”

BEST PERFORMANCE ART

Creating content isn’t just something you do, it’s something you are. It’s a lifestyle. The Content Emmy for BEST PERFORMANCE ART gives recognition to those accounts who take content beyond the confines of twitter, who took the world by storm with their daring content? Who stood before the dumb and uncomprehending denizens of irl to remind them, for the first time in generations, what content was really all about?

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@DSAPraxis

@mde_never_dies

@Millennial_Matt

@KANTBOT10K

@ItIsTonyNow

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for best performance art”

BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

Music and poetry used to be on in the same thing, during ancient times, when Orpheus still lived. Recently we have seen a resurgence of song, or music to soothe our troubled souls with. The BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE Content Emmy is for that user who most moved you with the power of music.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@woohooflimby

@sch00l_sh00ter

@teeveekwa

@ItIsTonyNow

@linkolawave

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for best music”

THE EXCELLENCE IN BULLYCIDING TECHNICAL AWARD

In order for a content ecosystem as complex as Twitter to flourish it takes many parts, many niches working in harmony. THE EXCELLENCE IN BULLYCIDING TECHNICAL AWARD gives recognition to the greatest cyber-bullying skills demonstrated by a Twitter user. Who is the most blocked account? The most hated? Who do normies, and leftoids, and bluechecks fear more than any other?

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@Logo_Daedalus

@HeteroVet

@DSAPraxis

@ZionistDSA

@DrStud24

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for bullyciding”

MOST PINKPILLED ACCOUNT

There are two paths for men to follow in this modern world of ours, that of training to become a steppe warrior in post-collapse USA, or that of transforming yourself into the ideal war bride for their enjoyment. The Content Emmy for MOST PINKPILLED ACCOUNT is an appreciation of the best trap on Twitter, the most alluring tradwife, the most (male) female to be be found online.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@not_rumeru

@MinModulation

@xychelsea

@IDlOT_TEEN

@Gatflies

DM @autisticmercury: “Nominating [@handle] for most pinkpilled”

MOST WOKEPILLED ACCOUNT

Mothman is real and comes from a race of such creatures who inhabit a subspace dimension nestled within our own in the wrinkles around your eyes and the cracked skin at the tip of your elbow. Reptilians control not only the governments of the world, but are employed by Walmarts and Sam’s Clubs around the country to keep tabs on the average American. Global warming is a fraud created by Rosicrucian agents so that humanity will overcompensate to prevent it and bring about global cooling which raise the crypt of Christian Rosenkreuz from the depths of an unnamed Bavarian lake. These are all true facts, and we depend on vigilant truth-tellers on Twitter to set them free so that world can know the truth. The Content Emmy for MOST WOKEPILLED ACCOUNT acknowledges the user whose commitment to the TRUTH is the most unwavering and steadfast of them all.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@WesternIdentity

@HakonRotmwrt

@SeverEnergia

@Logo_Daedalus

@KANTBOT10K

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for most wokepilled”

MELCHIZEKEK MEMORIAL AWARD FOR MOST BLACKPILLED ACCOUNT

How will it all end? Few among us can say for certain, but what we can be sure about is that the end is drawing very near. Soon microchips will be implanted by Amazon in your brain that will automatically order suggested products for you based on your thought patterns. Soon the entirety of China will be an excavated crater as the world desperately seeks additional rare earth minerals to keep their smart phone batteries charged. Soon your DNA pattern will be stored by Facebook and your genome will be used to target adds based on your genetic dispositions. The highly prestigious award for MOST BLACKPILLED ACCOUNT honors that account who most embraces the future in all of its despairing glory. The account that most lives today in anticipation of what they soon see coming.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@weimerica

@DSAPraxis

@Common_Filth

@menangahela

@NotRacist88

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for most blackpilled”

BEST PHYSIQUE

As a wise man once said: I want a beautiful body. I want a beautiful mind. Whose body is the most exquisite? Whose form the most sublime? Who comes closest to emulating the rigorous and manly physique of the ancients? This category needs no justification. This category is life. Honor those who have sculpted their bodies to a state of perfection by nominating them for this highly prestigious award.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@DrStud24

@bronzeagemantis

@PunishedAd

@fire__exit

@SakakiIsCute

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for best physique”

BEST AESTHETIC

Your aesthetic is holy. It is the purest expression of yourself. Content creators spend years honing and developing their aesthetics to create brands which will endure for eternity in the hearts and minds of men. Who combines all the elements just right, the avi, the style, the content? Who perfectly fuses everything into a concentrated distillation of their own spiritual essence for your consumption and enjoyment?

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@ctrlcreep

@ThotlineMiami

@teeveekwa

@WesternIdentity

@Seanguy_ebooks

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for best aesthetic”

BEST ORIGINAL CONTENT

The humble content creator is a master of craft. He sits working in his shop all day long. Producing memes, photoshops, gifs, videos and other delicate baubles and trinkets to be collected and enjoyed by connoisseurs. BEST ORIGINAL CONTENT is the mastery of content creation, it distinguishes him who has elevated the creation of OC not just to an art, but to a craft, to a vocation of the spirit.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

@KANTBOT10K

@teeveekwa

@ItIsTonyNow

@WesternIdentity

@weimerica

DM @autisticmercury: “Voting [@handle] for best oc”